Up the Creek without a Paddle

Up the Creek without a Paddlehttp://upthecreek.blog.co.uk/en-EUhourly82000-01-01T12:00+00:00Up the Creek without a Paddlehttp://upthecreek.blog.co.uk/http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/26/b8e3584f810ec18f04de32f21f5965_160x200.jpgBabeshttp://upthecreek.blog.co.uk/2007/06/24/babes~2513350/2007-06-24T23:50:09+02:00 The Klaxons were being interviewed at Glasters today. Every single one of them was wearing Wayfarers. Still wish I was there, though. <a href="http://upthecreek.blog.co.uk/2007/06/24/babes~2513350/#comments">Comments</a> The Klaxons were being interviewed at Glasters today. Every single one of them was wearing Wayfarers.

Still wish I was there, though.

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]]>Comeback funhttp://upthecreek.blog.co.uk/2007/06/12/comeback_fun~2440527/2007-06-12T18:03:46+02:00 Was walking through London Bridge station lastnight, a bit the worse for wear. A charming young man standing by the door shouting 'alright sexy, want to give me a blow job?' as I passed. My response wasn't elegant. It went along the lines of 'you bastard. Who do you think you are? Do you know how it feels to be intimidated like that? I hate you! You bastard!' I've spent the whole of today running over all the responses that would have been better than that in my situation. For posterity, I'm posting them: 1. Yeah. That's how I'd love to spend my monday evening. 2. Ok. Whip it out. 3. I'd love to, but if I tried, I don't think I'd be able to find it, so I think I'll save us both the embarrassment and decline. More to come. <a href="http://upthecreek.blog.co.uk/2007/06/12/comeback_fun~2440527/#comments">Comments</a> Was walking through London Bridge station lastnight, a bit the worse for wear. A charming young man standing by the door shouting 'alright sexy, want to give me a blow job?' as I passed.
My response wasn't elegant. It went along the lines of 'you bastard. Who do you think you are? Do you know how it feels to be intimidated like that? I hate you! You bastard!'
I've spent the whole of today running over all the responses that would have been better than that in my situation. For posterity, I'm posting them:

1. Yeah. That's how I'd love to spend my monday evening.
2. Ok. Whip it out.
3. I'd love to, but if I tried, I don't think I'd be able to find it, so I think I'll save us both the embarrassment and decline.

More to come.

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