tag:upthecreek.blog.co.uk,2009-11-12:/MokoFeed2009-11-12T17:15:22+01:00tag:upthecreek.blog.co.uk,2007-06-24:/2007/06/24/babes~2513350/haz1532007-06-24T23:50:09+02:002007-06-24T23:50:09+02:00 <p>The Klaxons were being interviewed at Glasters today. Every single one of them was wearing Wayfarers.</p> <p>Still wish I was there, though. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upthecreek.blog.co.uk/2007/06/24/babes~2513350/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:upthecreek.blog.co.uk,2007-06-12:/2007/06/12/comeback_fun~2440527/haz1532007-06-12T18:03:46+02:002007-06-12T18:03:46+02:00 <p>Was walking through London Bridge station lastnight, a bit the worse for wear. A charming young man standing by the door shouting 'alright sexy, want to give me a blow job?' as I passed.<br> My response wasn't elegant. It went along the lines of 'you bastard. Who do you think you are? Do you know how it feels to be intimidated like that? I hate you! You bastard!'<br> I've spent the whole of today running over all the responses that would have been better than that in my situation. For posterity, I'm posting them:</p> <p>1. Yeah. That's how I'd love to spend my monday evening.<br> 2. Ok. Whip it out.<br> 3. I'd love to, but if I tried, I don't think I'd be able to find it, so I think I'll save us both the embarrassment and decline.</p> <p>More to come. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upthecreek.blog.co.uk/2007/06/12/comeback_fun~2440527/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>